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Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.
Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.
The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
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A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both
Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering
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Sitting doing nothing (or perhaps reading or watching the TV), probably in a warm room in the afternoon or evening.
"Let's go out"
"I'd sooner just slonk tonight"
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1. Sudden onset of tiredness, usually after being highly energized or inspired for a long period of time.
2. A magical effect caused by the approach of dawn, which happens at exactly the same time every morning, causing people who have been up all night to suddenly get very tired, sometimes to the point where they fall asleep immediately.
"Yeah, yeah, irc is gre-*SLONK*- zzzz..."
"Now all i have to do is finish off the enemy with my tanks while-*SLONK*- zzzz..."
"Sorry i'm late, i was up all night and i thought i'd be fine for work, but the slonk struck unexpectedly."
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used among very few people.
1. a person who shows you something on a computer that they think its funny and its not even remotely funny
2.a very annoying person
1.dude rob is such a slonk, every five minutes hes showing me these gay flash things.
2.dude jeff is such a slonk, hes always on my nerves.
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(verb)
- To party hard.
Related forms:
(adjective) slonking
- Imparting a sensation of relentless force.
(noun) slonker
- A peak-time dancefloor romper.
"I'm looking forward to tonight's slonk."
"That DJ sure played a ridiculously slonking set."
"This badboy is an absolute slonker."
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