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Derived from the Greek meaning; an extremely lazy man who accomplishes nothing on their own. A person who will lie incessantly with no regard for who the lie hurts. A person who believes they have power but in reality they have none. A person who believes they are heavenly creatures and will be going to heaven when in reality they have done nothing to get to heaven. A person who looks for the easy way out no matter what sin they have to break along the way. Usually a very good con man who attempts to gets rich from not paying those who do work for him and when his/her attempts at success on the backs of others begin to fail this person will become vindictive.
Victims of the sloth often feel as if they are on a deserted island watching the planes fly by.
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Someone that moves at such a slow pace or is so lazy that they could only be labelled with such a name. Sloth can sometimes be used to label a pothead, or someone under the influence of weed.
Example 1:
Harry: Hey Lach, when are you going to get off your ass and remove the dead kitten from the toaster?
Lach: Meh'
Harry: SLOTH!
Example 2:
Harry (Pretty Alright) : Dude, can you pass me the potato chips?
Lach (very high) : I can't move...too high.
Harry: (Pretty alright) : dude, you are such a giant sloth
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Someone who tends to get shot in the head very often. This is usually because that person is very slow, whether it be physically or mentally.
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The second funnest of the 7 deadly sins, after lust.
I had been lusting all day, so I decided to kick back and work on sloth.
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When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.
1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.
both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy
2. Ahhh, sloth
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A lazy person with no athletic ability! Often has a weird hair cut and enjoys lying to there mom about working out
Jim was supposed to be working on a project but desided to go to t-bell, what a sloth
When your name is Lauryn with a y and you consistently have a routine of a vegetative state consisting of and not limited to: eating a full Jack's pizza, not cleaning her room, laying in bed all day while watching videos on Instagram and/or pictures on VSCO.
Wow, if I had to choose a spirit animal for Lauryn, it would be a sloth.