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A euphemism for when you finally climb an extremely challenging sexual conquest.
"How'd it go last night?"
"After 8 years of advances and countless hours of strenuous training, I finally scaled Janet, despite serious avalanche risk."
"Wow, sounds like it was really a Slovak direct.
A person of Slovakian background who's girlfriend named his large penis "Little Slovak"
Hey Slovak you coming over later,I want to borrow little slovak for the night lol.
A form of oral sex in which a woman lights the pubic hair of her male partner on fire, and proceeds to pleasure him with a mouthful of gasoline.
-Did you hear about Michelle?
-Yeah man, Jon made her give him a Slovak BLOWtorch... the rest is history. Poor guy, he had to have an open casket, too.
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A sexual act in which a guy shits into a girls ass then she proceeds to shit it out onto the bed
bro i totally gave that girl the slovak chocolate the other night
the act of performing sexual intercourse on a girl with an extreme amoun of lubrication because you are incapable of getting a girl off in any way. may be performed in no longer than one minute
Slovak: "Do you have any lube?"
Real Man: "No, Why?"
Slovak: "I can't get my girlfriend wet"
Real Man: "Then you shouldn't be having sex you dirty slovak"
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The bus company in Slovakia mainly in the Bratislava region that was famous for their amazing bus drivers. Jk the time i have average waited at the bus station was high like the aggression of the drivers. And their haircuts were fresh like their 20 years old buses.
slovak lines the best bus company itw<3
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The act of passing gas into a large Casserole Dish And serving it to your unappreciative POS boyfriend for main course
My Shit stain boyfriend wouldn't come near me for two months after I served him a Slovak Dutch Oven