slovakia

Very interesting country with a unique culture.

Slovakia used to be part of Czechoslovakia during the cold war.

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Slovakia

a country that you tossers from Amerika have no fuckin´ idea about. It is a country situated in the very heart of Europe. It had been a part of Czechoslovakia before it split up in 1993.

Czech: Vodkuï seš? (Where ya from?)
Slovak: Z Martina. (From Martin)
Czech: Kde to kurva je, vole?
(Where da fuck is dat, man?)
Slovak: Na strednom Slovensku, ty kokot èeský! (It´s in Central Slovakia, you checkhead!)

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Slovakia

The gayest country in the Balkans

"All Slovakian males are femboys"

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Slovakia

The best place to go period. Its a country filled with hot guys, beautiful girls, clubs, bars, and great dances. You can basically do whatever you want there. They are amazing at playing hockey and soccer. They really know how to dance and sing there. Drinking is their like life. That and smoknig. If you love to party and have fun then Slovakia is where you want to go. Eurotrip and Hostile give Slovakia a sucky reputation. Everyone is Slovakia has your back no matter what.Slovakia is awesome!

The Slovakian Mafia bitch.

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slovakia

one time ? next time

slovak prime minister matelko once said : “ can i go one time ? next time “ and that’s why i love slovakia

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Slovakia

Known as Hungary for 1000 years and then as Czechoslovakia for little more than half a century.

random guy1: Did you know that Slovakia has only existed for 13 years?
random guy2: Hey, I like Slovenia!

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Slovakia

Small, middle-european country than no longer kicks ass at hockey.
Has fairly nice countryside and historical towns and cities but the rest sucks ass
The very eastern third of the country is not an actual piece of land, instead there we can locate a giant hole in the matter of space-time as "There is nothing in the east."

Slovakia RetardedGoverment BlackHole

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