Slow-dance chubby

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.

"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."

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Scarborough Slow Dance

Derived from the Canadian lifestyle of Scarborough folk, a "Scarborough Slow Dance" is basically rape in a back alley.

Yo, that bitch looks fine... I'm gonna give her the old Scarborough Slow Dance...

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slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."