When you squeeze your penis and balls until it swells and loses blood circulation.
I love Slurging every day for the misses
ripping off a small male childs genitals and blending it into small chunks and freezing them with your piss until you get a piss penis chuck popsicle you then find a dead mans body and shove it up his ass until only the stick pops out
lets go slurging
When someone types or says something stupid and/or malicious, you may feel the urge to use a slur in response due to a mixture of anger and annoyance, since they are either too stupid or too bad-faith to understand what you're trying to say.
this is feeling the 'slurge'.
Funniest when used as a fake 90s energy drink slogan in our opinion.
Bro, you're making me feel the slurge.
Every time I read something posted by Jackson Hinkle, I feel the slurge.
I got that slurge in me.
you're giving me an overwhelming slurge right now.
That post was so slurge-worthy...
To aggressively devour
I'm boutta slurge on this spaghetti homedog