small talk

When you come across that person you haven't seen in a while, but you really have no close connection with them anyways. But you know... you don't want to be rude and just walk right past them... so then it turns to a complete bullshitting session between you and this aquiantence.

Example conversation:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"

Example of small talk:

"YO! Hey whats up man? What you been doing?"
"Oh.. yeah I had a baby and shit..."
"Oh thats cool....."

"OK BYE!"
"BYE!"

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small talk

idle, relaxed conversation

This is no time for small talk. We have get the ingredients quickly.

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Small talk

Just useless gossiping to fill the awkward silence between 2 persons or more.

BELLA!! Your small talk is irritating me now...can we replace it with some sports news..??

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Small Talk Walk

The art of increasing or decreasing the rate of one's walk in the office or parking lot so as to avoid inane conversation about the weather with fellow associates.

There were simply too many people in the parking lot to make his Small Talk Walk very effective.

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Cut the small talk

If someone says 'cut the small talk', it means that this pointless conversation is headed nowhere and has no meaning. It can be used when:
- The person is tired of wasting their time and energy talking or doing something with someone, feeling it is going nowhere

Applicable situations:
1) First encounter with a stranger, too much small talk
2) Multiple encounters with stranger, with nothing happening
3) Estranged family members, you mutually both wouldn't go out of your way to meet them after the event

Do not use if you:
- Will feel awkward afterwards, or feel the need to talk to people around you to prevent 'awkward silence'
- Have got no balls (applicable to male and female)

Do use if you:
- Would rather sit there in another persons company and not talk because theres no point.

'Lets cut the small talk'

small talk

A polite way of saying sex.

A way of saying sex that sounds polite but insinuates really dirty, filthy sex.

Person 1) Where did you disappear to during the party last night?

Person 2) Oh, I just went and made small talk all night with that cute girl i met.

Person 1) NICE!

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Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

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