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Smartphone

A device which is either touch screen or has a micro QWERTY keyboard, Touch screen versions are designed to open the wrong application at the slightest touch requiring you to then spend twice as long closing the application down thus wasting time.Also prone to being covered in finger prints.

QWERTY keyboard smartphones are designed for people with pins for fingers, anyone with big manly hands usually presses several keys at once.Designed to slow you down to be more precise.

Smartphones types:
Nokia C6-01, HTC Wildfire, Samsung Galaxy s and Iphone are touchscreen
Most Blackberry phones and a few Nokia and some Samsungs have QWERTY mini keyboards/pads.

by radiator dust October 8, 2011

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smartphoner

Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.

*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.

by kowalewicz July 10, 2018


Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 24, 2021


smartphone

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005

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smartphone

The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s

Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard

by attarax April 23, 2022


Smartphone

Smartphone
A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) is a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack: Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

by xXSalo7aXx January 26, 2020


smartphone

A useless, flat, rectangular prism that can do nothing better than a brick except break.

Throw that smartphone into the trash can!

by diabetic_rice_farmer January 30, 2020

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