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A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?
Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*
Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*
Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!
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The worse iteration of Super Smash Bros. ever.
Hay guiz wanna play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl??
Fuck brawl it sucks.
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While it is on the Wii, the worst Nintendo console, it MAY have more characters, but most of the Awesome characters are nerfed from Melee, the online sucks ass, and is laggy, if you read this, but Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Remember, Brawl is not a fighting game, you can not seriously play SSBB cometitively, the Mechanics in the game are slow, and it is only fun when playing with someone else. This leads me to believe that Brawl is one of the worst games on the wii.
Captain Falcon's "Falcon Punch" in Super Smash Bros. Brawl sucks, it does more knockback in Melee.
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Person, who addictively plays Brawl 24/7 or 200 hours straight. It also a person who addicting make amusing stupid smash jokes like IT~S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!! WAT? over 9000?!?!?!?!?!??!
with ganon`s taunt. Also a person who rants that noobs don`t have mindgamez and fails at brawl or any other smash game. Is also known to be a fag of tier lists and says "mk rapes all!!!!!!!!" I Should go and main him" y other says " Sonic fails at this game lolz, NO KILL MOVES! NO PRIORITY! TOO FUCKIN PREDICTABLE! Also plays Coin Launcher for the hell of it. Also a person who thinks, breathes, sleeps, and even eats brawl and have a appetite for top tier noobs. Also Rapes noobs with shitty low-tier charcters like Sonic (Steak TIER!!!!!!) " UR TOOO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and spams it constantly in ur face and also spams Ike`s dildo taunt just for the animation. Also Says FD ONLY, NO ITEMS< AND FUX ONLY!!!!!!! otherwise ur a NOob!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
tiers are for queers, Taunt Fags,
super smash bros. brawl addict
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The worst game in the super smash bros franchise for having shit mechanics like tripping, too floaty, and slow gameplay. It does have the best theme tho. Btw if you played mega knight you can suck My ass
“Wow smash bros brawl is really full of shit mechanics isn’t it”