Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

smashley

a fucking bitch that everyone hates

smashley is a fucking bitch

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SmAshley

SmAshley, a combination of the name Ashley combined with the word smash, is the first part of SmAshley Breaks DJ moniker given to him for the smashing Florida breakbeat DJ sets he would throw down in the early 00's up to this day during House parties, small shows in local Florida venues as well as on mixtapes given out and posted to sound cloud.

SmAshley Breaks tore the roof off of Firestone in Orlando last week when I went to a party there.