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An acronym for Shit, Masturbate, Eat.
Usually what one does after a night of work.
Aaron: Hey, upload that video
Ahmad: I will later bruh, I just got off work so I'm gonna SME.
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This term or title is often used in the work force, to declare an individual a "Subject Matter Expert." Office douches that are appointed to this position are most commonly "experts" only when it comes to "Satisfying Men's Erections."
Ron the SME that he is, took one sweet hungry hard look at Dave's erection. Knowing exactly how to handle that, he began to shout "Come here big boy!"
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The act of working for complete morons that have the vocabulary skill of a literary genius but the common sense of kid with down syndrome that just smoked crack.
"Dude my job sucks, this is a total SME job!"
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A small squirt of piss and shit. Kind of like a shart with the added bonus of a little peepee.
I just saw Colleen fall on her ass after trying to walk in her wedges, I laughed so hard I SMEed my pants!
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“I have a test today and I didn’t even study for it, SMES”
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WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND. THE MEANING HAS BEEN LOST BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU USUALLY SAY TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE THEM.
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The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.
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