smegg and cress

A delicious sandwich made up of nob crust and cress

Im love having smegg and cress sandwiches in my meal deal

Smegg

Spinning a painted wooden egg, because it's fun, and you should do it sometime. Once one "smeggs" they cannot go back from their smeggy ways.

Mother, get out of my room, I am currently smegging.

smeggs

A man who has lots of smegma and has so much he starts to develop smegma on his skin. Eventually he becomes so yellow he has to be contained and defined as a biological hazard

ew is that smeggs over there he has so much smegma around his wood it’s coming out his skin