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1)The low proof vodka that is commonly known as "chic beer" or "cheerleader beer"
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It is also considered derogatory if a man is seen drinking a smirnoff.
I got to go to the gas station to buy some smirnoff for the girls.
Jim, why are you drinking a smirnoff? Are you gay?
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A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.
Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?
Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!
Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
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Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.
I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!
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A malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.
Jack snuck a Smirnoff Ice into everyone's Secret Santa gift at the Christmas party. When guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. One of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.
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A term describing the impossible level in mario cart. Invented out of pure anger for the nintendo company.
alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish
Random pakistani man--Wow you beat smirnoff Castle
Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!
*pakistani party*
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LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night
Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish
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A fine as hell professional dancer on ABC hit show Dancing with the Stars. September 12, 2006 was her debut on this popular show, in its third season. She is Mario Lopez's partner and dance teacher. Her style is very energetic and sexual when it comes to Latin dance.
Please do that Samba one more time, Karina Smirnoff!
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