The person you blame for everything, regardless of whether or not they had any part in it. Kind of like a scape goat.
No, I didn't break the vase. It was Smith.
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Person 1: Who's your new neighbor?
Person 2: The Smiths
Person 1: same!
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A women's college in Northampton, MA. One of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation. Known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus.
This is about Smith.
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1)someone with the inability to use brains for the right things despite the capability
2)someone with total lack of sense
walking on such a high bar to show off. you're totally smith
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To show up at a party with no beer and drink everyone else's.
Dave, why do you smith all my beer instead of just buying your own.?!
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To scratch or rub the pubic or anal areas with one's finger to obtain the scent for self analysis, also called the 'scratch and sniff.' It is used to determine the cleanliness of the area.
"Yo dude! did Sam just...?"
"Yep, he smithed his asshole... again"
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Someone who can not locate a vagina in sex and inserts his penis between the thighs
Last night was so awkward I went home with a bird and smithed her