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A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.
Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?
Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough
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A beautiful way to destroy someone.
I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!
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What a moron will say instead of smote.
uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b
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smite - smote - smitten
To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.
Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?
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to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.
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Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.
You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!
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A game for people with gigantic cocks the size of your da’s femur and and loads of bitches also if you are a ullr or Loki main you are very good and a cerified GOD however playing someone like Nox or Isis is one of the surefire ways to prove your a virgin
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