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donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.

What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

by Chas501 December 4, 2017

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Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.

Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"

by BigDog9 April 22, 2017