Smoked Salmon

When you get a joint and make a girl smoke it while shes blowing you
puff
puff
blow
blow

i love it when a girl gives me da smoked salmon

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smoked salmon effect

n. the state of becoming such an everyday luxury that people expect to be able to afford it at all times.

Even though champagne may still provide a glimmer of excitement, it has certainly undergone the smoked salmon effect because it's so commonplace and people have come to expect it.

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smoked salmon custard

Vaginal discharge smelly cunt fanny cheese smelly lady discharge

Her fanny was weeping smoked salmon custard

smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

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smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.