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When you destroy your career in a stupidly messy & severe fashion.
Person 1- "Hey man, I don't know about this plan?"
Person 2- "Yeah, I might have gone too far, I don't want to "Smollett" myself "
smollett (verb): to persecute oneself over nothing; feign victimhood
Example: Jussie had a lot of things going for him such as wealth and fame, he didn’t need to smollett himself by hiring two Nigerians to fake a hate crime.
Term used to describe a fake hate crime, generally done by the SPLC or the ADL.
“Did you see the latest Smollett the Jews are promoting? A black Islamic tranny says he was chased down by horse-riding Trump-supporters in a Manhattan train station and they beat him with whips!”
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When you pay two guys to beat you up while you perform auto erotic asphyxiation with a noose. Most pay a little more so that at the point of maximum pleasure the guys performing the beat-down yell, "This is MAGA Country" and pour bleach on you.
Hey did you hear Jessie treated himself to a Smollett for the season premier of Empire? He said it was great, but ruined a good pair of jeans with the bleach.
To get away with a crime by having attorneys sell their souls for you, by acting disturbingly arrogant while professing innocence, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, and by using your fame as a weapon.
O.J. smolletted, fooled a group of ignorant jurors even though he killed two people, and hid out on a golf course for many years. Jussie smolletted but still thought he'd have a career and be able to show his face in public.
SMOLLETT - Noun. To file a questionable report. Such as one that results in 16 indictments by a grand jury for filing a false report.
Dude, WTF you gotta be shitting me, he filed what...; thats so fucking not true, don't Smollett me, man...!
Jack, "You see that some white cadet wrote "Go Home Nigger" on that black Air Force cadet's door?"
Ralph, "Seriously dude? Almost 100% of these hate crimes are Smollett's."