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When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.
She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it
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(noun) Smol - Let
A person who plans a hoax attack on themself for a political agenda, career desperation, relationship troubles and/or fame to gain support towards your victimhood but fail in making it believable and get caught in the lie. Although, you still won’t admit to it, therefore completely achieving the opposite effect one wanted with everyone now hating you.
Hey man, you hear about Drew? He’s a smollet and anti-Semite. He claimed to be beaten up by two Jewish men; but it turns out he paid two Algerians. He’s in love with that anti-Semitic congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, and hoped she’d visit him at the hospital. But she only likes real anti-Semites.
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To manufacture a false reality for the purpose of personal gain
The man is is content to smollet his way through life
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To lie, do something fake or fraud
Named after the scammer and list Jussie Smollet.
Are you pulling a Smollet? This deal is too good to be true.
Somebody who uses the race card as an excuse when they have no evidence of race being a factor. Can be used a plural noun when talking about multiple Smollets.
Person 1: i just got fired from job because of my skin color.
Coworker: no you got fired because you suck at your job, quit being a smollet.
VERB - To smollet is to plan and commit a fake hate crime. NOUN - a fake hate crime or an act suspiciously similar to a fake hate crime.
Rep. Tlaib's claim of an anti-Muslim note left on her office door may be a smollet.
Verb
Feeling confused , bewildered, or deeply puzzled, esp in a situation where one is bounced back and forth between lies and truth. To experience feeling smolleted, the causing event must be of a nature that it is a threat to an individual’s sense of reality and self, a deeply felt existential threat.
There are few instances in which one can say “i am smolleted,” in the true spirit of the word. A situation that smollets must be one that bewilders individuals more intensely the more they analyze it. Smolletting is similar to an onion in both the layers it requires and the tears it evokes. Smolletting does not result in any discernible emotion, at least not one we have named in the english language, but rather from internal discord and distress of the spirit, mind, and heart.
A 12 year old kansas man was recently apprehended trying to enter the country with 10 kilos of cocaine, 5 large eggs, and an entire beehive. Authorities are unsure how he managed to get through airport security but have assured us there will be a thorough investigation and internal review. Police Chief Jussie told reporters, “ We will not tolerate this psychological mischief. The public deserves closure and peace of mind, so do our brave men and women in blue. The motive here was clearly to smollet, and we have filed charges against the perp for premeditated smolletting, smolletting with the intent to cause widespread distress, and smolletting with a deadly weapon. Justice will be served, and peace restored.”
Jeff, “ Cheryl come check this out. A 12 year old Kansas man got passed security with an entire beehive and FIVE large eggs. Where do you even buy eggs in increments of five?”
Cheryl, “ i think in the Seychelles. What i want to know is how he trained those bees to keep quiet.”
Everyone else, “ since when are 12 year olds men, where are his parents, is the cocaine a nonissue for all y’all, why would the Seychelles sell eggs in increments of five, are there even beehives in that climate, and what was he planning on doing with those items.