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The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while taking a poop.
Jeffrey: Why do you have a bong in your bathroom?
Rick: That’s for my morning smoop, right after my coffee.
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The action of first:
Wiping your finger that has just been wiped around the rim of your butthole and or your crotch sweat, followed by:
Swiping this finger in an unsuspecting friends face.
Nick: Hey josh..
Josh: Yea?
*Nick wipes his hand on Josh's face*
Josh: Why the fuck did that smell like dead asshole?
Nick: Because I just smooped you.
laugh.
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Swiping; the act of swiping with one's large toe.
"I smooped the shit out of that bitch after she put my cat in the freezer."
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smooth, mushy, fast acting, fast moving, poop. Generally affects those who have had their gall bladdar removed.
OOPS! Got to go. Damn I wish I hadn't worn those new white capris. I had to smoop and didn't make it!
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A bug butt but barely ever poops
I have a choonky ah smoop cuz my butt is big but I don’t do poopoo a lot
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The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below
“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”