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smooth-brained

An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.

Those smooth-brained idiots voted for G.W. Bush twice!

by drastic_quench May 23, 2008

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Smooth-brain

A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.

by Mike N. Ike April 4, 2019

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smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

by Smooth brained mf October 4, 2019

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smooth-brain

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wow, craze is a propa smooth-brain

by Ginju April 13, 2022

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Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.

Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.

by SBCP October 9, 2021

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smooth brain

smooth brain- it is someone that is an idiot. this means that the more ripples you have on your brain, the smarter you are. So in conclusion, if you got a smooth brain then you are a dumb ass.

1.Jim sucks at chess he is such a smooth brain
2. Jim: HOWDY Y'ALL! Darry: pfft smooth brain Bryson: what a dumbass

by yomama.coma December 4, 2020

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Smooth brain

In recent studies on the media dominating instant messaging platforms like Instagram, I have came to the conclusion that the media can have a negative effect on youth. The media is feeding these youth groups information that results in degrading of the brain. I dub this effect the โ€œsmooth brainโ€ effect.

That teenage girl was poisoned by the media and she now suffers from a smooth brain.

by Dr. Wombology March 20, 2022

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