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A type of dance move, where you stand still your with arms crossed and just tap your foot to the beat.
My man was breakdancing and I was straight smurfin'.
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To suffer from blue balls.
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
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When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.
Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!
The word to want to commit die but in a more light way.
A married bald man that is smoking hot