Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.

1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

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Cross Eyed Rattle Snake

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.

Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.

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Chico State Rattle Snake

After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.

"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"

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