A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.
"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"
Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.
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portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.
When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!
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to drag one's balls across someone's face.
After John passed out he got snarkled by Ryan
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A sparkley snot hanging from someone's nose.
Sanjya Malakar snarkle gleamed in the bright lights from under his nose.
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the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.It is caused by a collapsing windpipe.
When we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling
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An attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. Intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. Almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of Eddie Haskel on Leave it to Beaver.
Hey Beav, if you don't knock that off I'm gonna snarkle ya!
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To reach under you testicles, collect the sweat, then rub it in someones face.
It, so much fun to snarkle someone, who is acting like a dick.
That cheese smells like snarkle.
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