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A college by the name of Snead State Community College. That will waste 2 years of your life by offering classes you have already taken, aren't in your degree plan, stupid advisors that won't let you take more then 12 credit hours worth of class, or classes that won't transfer to another college without a large amount of yelling and banging your head into a wall.
Random Dude 1: "Where did you go to college?"
Former Snead Student: "Snead State..."
Random Dude 2: "What a waste of 2 years."
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To ridicule and completely humiliate the people you interact with at work.
"Oh, no, Carcinoma locked herself out of her office again."
"Don't snead."
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When smelling another mans butthole, the smeller sneezes.
I'm pretty excited I hope I don't Snead.
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mixture of sneaky, devious, vulgar, unscrupulous, underhand in a sexual sense. it was first used near Glasgow UK, in 1988, uncorrectly as the pronunciation of 'snide' which means bogus/counterfeit. It has no reference whatsoever to a golfer of the same name.
1. His advances to her where going nowhere. He was drunk and acting like a Snead and annoying every female within a square mile. or: 2. He had three girls going at the same time, none of them knew it, he was King Snead.
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Having lived here for 30 years, I will present my brief description.
A small and unincorporated community of fishermen, Marines, and farmers who (in most cases) make the commute to Jacksonville and Wilmington.
In the Summer, since 2005, we have been bombarded by tourists from all over the globe. I have met many from our capital Raleigh. Many have moved from states/countries like Wisconsin, Texas, New York, California, Mexico, Argentina, and mainland Europe.
The community is mainly filled with young Marines, retirees, and vacationers. We lack many of the typical commercial attractions of a well established town, but I do not see this as a bad thing. I can still see the stars at my house. It is quiet, hot and humid (summer) and terribly wet and cold (Winter).
We often feel the wrath of every major hurricane in the gulf; Topsail Island gets the worst damage though. No flooding here, just lots of wind and rain.
1: Four Corners is not "Monk's Corner." Sorry Monk, but your store is gone. (I did like the ice cream though).
2: Four Corners is not part of Sneads Ferry; the town really starts, in my opinion, north of Grant's Sea Food, East of Yopp's Meeting House, and South of the Back Gate.
3: We have had a Shrimp Festival since the 1970s; lately, it has lost popularity because our shrimp gets imported from Vietnam. Few people can truly fish in the New River.
4: Robert Snead never lived in Snead's Ferry.
5: Locals refer to the town as "The Ferry", "The Sneaky Freaky" and "SF" (not to be confused for Finland).
6: A day does not go by without seeing a V-22 or hearing howitzer artillery.
7: All the locals meet in Hardee's.
8: Some of the older locals still use idioms previously heard on Davis Shores and Ocracoke.
9: A real local wears the white fishing boots or "sneakers".
10: Once upon a time, every Saturday at Noon, the old fire department had a 1950s Cold War siren test.
11: Best places to eat: Christopher's, Rick's, Riverview, Em R Wings, and Capt. Jim's.
12: And for the last time, if you live in the South we have something called blue laws, that means no buying alcohol on Sunday til 12:00 PM.
13: Please those of you who live in the North and move here or stay for the Summer, stop acting as though you expect 7 star quality from a town that enjoys its 2 star modesty.
14: Oh and it is pronounced "Camp Le Jurn" for "Camp Lejeune."
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A person that smells like a stinky fart. A fart that stinks really bad like a skunk.
He is a real snead fart. Man did you just pass a snead fart?
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Getting Sneaded is getting fucked, screwed, or shat upon in any given situation. The person getting Sneaded is on the unfortunate end of the situation and complains like a whiny bitch until a) whomever did the fucking or screwing gives in, apologizes and undoes the fucking or screwing or b) is ignored and talked about relentlessly behind their back about being a whiny self righteous pain in the ass.
Ben was standing in line to buy lottery tickets when some asshat Sneaded him. Said asshat went on to win the lottery that night and Ben Sneaded for weeks about getting Sneaded by the guy that jumped him in line for lottery tickets until everyone was tire of hearing his shit.