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A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
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1)A condition experienced when your underwear rides up the crack of you ass. Giving someone a snuggie by pulling on the waistband of their underwear is a favorite schoolyard prank of latent homosexuals posing as bullys.
2) A blanket with arms sold on TV by morons that didn't know they were basically calling their product a wedgie. The names they rejected were the hot carl, the Cleveland steamer, and the Alabama hot pocket.
"Hey man this commercial just told me to give my grandmother a snuggie for christmas"
"Yeah then you can give your dad a Cincinatti bowtie. "
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A retarded, backwards robe that will completely ruin your social life. It will turn you into a tool!
Ever since I bought the snuggie, my parents wont talk to me, anymore.
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(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.
Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!
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it is a sexual term for when a man cums on a mans/womans chest and slaps a blanket on it. in a sense it is the reverse superman.
the blanket then sticks on and it is called "the snuggie"
as jim was unloadingt his cum on janice, he slapped the blanket on her chest and asked her how she liked "the snuggie"/
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The act of full body planking on someone laying face up and remaining there motionless. Usually forehead to forehead.
Man 1: What's up dude, what did you do last night?
Man 2: My girl came over but she tried to snuggie me while I was on the ground watching TV.
Man 1: What?? You were snuggieing??
The blanket that makes monks want to punch you in the face for jocking their wardrobe. It will ruin your sex life.
"Dude, I bought one of them snuggie jawnts, and I haven't gotten laid, and I look like a retarded monk".
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"
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