The 3 plagues of social work

Homeless, drugs and mental illness, the 3 major challenges of social work in North America.

The 3 plagues of social work are known by their acronym HDMI.

social not-working

Procrastinating important things in need to be done such as studying, or assignments due the next day, by social networking on websites like facebook.

Dork: "Hey, did you get that assignment done yet? i already finished my research paper"
Typical lazy guy: "No, i'm social not-working right now"

Teacher: "Im concerned about your grades slipping, have you been studying?"
Student: "No, i've been socially not-working instead"
Teacher: (sighs) Facebook is the only book kids will read these days...

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SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS

STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT

Socialism Works

A secret code phase meaning 'I am retarded'

Person 0: 'Socialism works'
Person 1: 'So you are retarded?'