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Really hot boy from earlier today
Socrates is a TOTAL BABE
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pronounced so - crates (like crepes but with a "t")
definition : So crazy
PERSON 1: Did you hear about Barbara sleeping with Frank?
PERSON 2: OMG no, thats like socrates!!
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The noblest and the wisest and most just.
Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.
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verb
to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues
The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.
An ancient Greek philosopher, founder of the socratic method.
Socrates is pronounced "so-CRA-tease" not "SOCK-ruh-tis". Most people don't realise this and don't care to.
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A wise guy who liked to talk and chill with his homey g's
Socrates:Wut up dog
Guy:Nuttin much just chillin with my homeys and my ho's drinking a 40.
Socrates:So you smart?
Guy:yea
Socrates:Dumbass?
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An ancient Greek sophist who claimed to be a philosopher. It is often overlooked by the general homophobic public that Socrates' dialogs were often erotic in nature. Socrates was in general an asshole.
Pretentious first year university student:
Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates?
Normal person:
You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions?
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