Sweater Over Fat Ass
Refers to a shirt or sweater that is long enough to cover a woman's hips where she thinks this will disguise the fact that her ass is huge
That Yankee's jersey is a SOFA on her.
Acronym for Seems Ok Far Away
Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.
Man 1: Man, that girl is super hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.
Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.
"Did you see that Jack slept on the sofa last night?" "Yeah he said he thinks he might have left his wallet in between the cushions"
A verb - to lounge on one's sofa
I'm going home to sofa.
Present Tense: I'm soafing.
Past Tense: All weekend, I just sofaed.
(S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss
When I used to work in the warehouse I got tired and I liked to SOFA when the boss wasn't around.
Nerd 1: How was Ninja Gaiden 2?
Nerd 2: I give it the SoFA!
Fratboy 1: How was Heather?
Fratboy 2: She gets my personal SoFA.
(S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss
When I used to work in the warehouse I got tired and I liked to SOFA when the boss wasn't around.