Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

soft serve

the act of being soft or being a little bitch

Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."

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soft serve

Soft Serve is a form of scat that involves very soft poop.

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Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

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Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

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soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.

I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.

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Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

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