SOM

In the same family as LOL but much, much cooler. SOM stands for Shit On Myself. Because LOL is played out so bad SOM has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.

Joe: Dude we stuck a Hot Dog in Bud's mouth when he passed out last night and took pictures, total chief!

Jimmy: SOM

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som

something; a little som som

I'm gonna get me a little som som

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Som

1 Som equals 4 cm (1.5 inches)

it is a quantity used for measuring your pnis

my banana is 3.5 Som
omg😳🙈

som

a perfect person!! someone who you can talk to at anytime without getting bored. you could meet them and become close friends within a day. even when they’re making fun of you in a joking way, they never go too far with their jokes!

a cutie: woah..who’s that..i think i just fell in love at first sight.
some guy: no! that’s just som
a cutie: they’re so pretty, i need their number.

SOM

Short on money

Damn, I really want that laptop but I'm SOM.

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SOM

A Sexy Old Man, an older man who is rather dishy. Like dilf, but better.

Yum, that Bill Clinton is a bit of a Som! Followed by some crude reference to cigar tubes...

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SOM

Son of a Milf

I don't feel bad that everybody wants to fuck Mark's mom because he's an ass, whadda a SOM.

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