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A sexxyyy girl that everyy guy loves. They all want her, gorgeouss eyesss. Its considered rare to be in her presence so enjoy it ;)
"Oh Sonja's here, say goodbye to all your boyfriends"
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Sonja is the most attractive, lovely, charming, appealing, bewitching, heavenly, irresistible, foxy, graceful, stunning, humble, and ravishing woman to ever exist. She is an immortal goddess who is praised by all who meet her. Her beauty is blinding and her soul is filled with purity. Some would say that she is a narcissist, and that may be true, but at least she is aware of it. Can't blame her either, she has every right to be ;)))
"If we want our kid to grow up to be smart and beautiful, we have to name them Sonja."
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"Did you see that one girl give that poor man twenty dollars? She is the most generous person I have ever met."
"Yeah, that's Sonja. She is everything I ever wanted to be."
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Sonja has the biggest dick out of all her friends and bf
Sonja: hi
Person: how is ur dick so big girlllll
Sonja: because my name is Sonja
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pronounced sawn-yuh. a girl, often of germanic descent, with a complex that everything is, in fact, better in germany. sonjas are easily frightened by loud noises, poorly made horror films, and ants, and when caught off guard, will fall to the floor in a neat pile and languish there until someone offers to pick her up. sonjas are often anal retentive, making them excellent scientists and frequenters of the chemistry department of the local university. sonjas are brutally honest, caffeine addicts who like to randomly burst into old school country songs and christmas carols. a sonja is also wonderfully talented at making interestingly grotesque, yet humorous facial expressions. common nicknames include: sonj (sawnj) and svonya
your friend: so i totally got a 89 on my biochem test. my life as a research scientist is over!
you: .....quit being such a sonja
you: boo!
your friend: ::falls to the floor and starts crying::
you: hahaha! you just pulled a sonj.
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