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Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.
Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!
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Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi
he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
Big bean , sorry i meant thanos means one snap and your momma gone
You don't care. You don't give a fuck.
Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck
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Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?
Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!
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When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!
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shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.
Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
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when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance โก"
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