South Philly Special

The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.

Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!

Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!

South Philly Suitcase

A brown paper bag. Denizens of South Philadelphia will pack their clothes in a brown paper bag for small overnight trips or a weekend getaway. Most children at a slumber party will have the ubiquitous brown bag with their clothes in it.

Vinny carried his South Philly Suitcase down Passyunk. Johnny's mom had to go to Pathmark (a supermarket) to get him a new South Philly Suitcase.

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South Philly Goodmorning

To threaten to shoot someone, most commonly in the head.

So I clipped this guy's mirror the other day cause he was double parking. He gives me a South Philly Goodmorning and tries to chase me down, but I was too quick for him.

south philly brunswick

(noun)

1) this is achieved when the act of fingering is simply not enough to convey how horny the male is across to the female. The male male inserts one or more fingers into the anus of the female while simulatneouly maintaining the squish penetration. In order to avoid being mistaken with the "shocker" the male needs to be driving his fingers as deep and forcefully as possible while whispering "what the fuck, come on" into one of the female's ears.

SitOnMeShamrock: i thought this chick was bored the other night while i was making out with her. I laid into her with a south philly brunswick and found out she was just sleeping.

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South Philly Ears

The stereotype that all people from South Philly have unusually small ears.

You could tell where he grew up because he had South Philly Ears , that were way to small for his head.

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South Philly Skeet Salad

when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.

I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.

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South Philly Shuffle

The act of rolling through a never ending series of stop signs, typical of a south Philadelphia neighborhood where signs are placed every 50 to 100 feet.

I don't have time for every stop sign on Tasker, I'll just south Philly shuffle through there.

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