Southerner

1. Someone from any of the southern states, i.e. Texas.
2. Individual who loves shooting squirrels and roasting them, chewing tobacco, straw hats, rodeos and Nascar.

"Sam your opinion does not count, you are a damn southerner. Go back to Texas and keep working on how to leave the union."

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Southerner

ok southerners are always always ganna be better ppl than u damn yankees or we wouldnt be messesd with so much about our sothern hospitality and yes we do know how to read wright and spell thank u ppls

yankee: u from the south?
southerner: hell yea born and rasied
yankee: u can read?
southerner: duh dumfuck

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Southerner

A southerner in England is someone who lives below the North/South divide in England. All Northerners hate the south because they are soft little faries. A clash between a Northerner and a Southerner could end up in tears for the Southerners.

I fucking hate those southern faries
Hey, look, a southerner, let's shit on him
Wanna ride in an ambulance you southern fuck?

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Southerner

1. Some one born south of the mid west

2. The area containing the dumbest people in the country

(I live in Oklahoma, The entire state is extreme right wing, conservative, Christian cluster fuck; we have to many fat ass people and to little Intelegent people, do not visit the south, especially Oklahoma, you can't get laid, science education, non judgemental people, and too many assholes)

Bill: do you believe in Jesus? Glenn Beck? Fox News? And think gays are satanic?

Luke:...No, southerner ways of life suck

Bill: 'ight then, we will hang your ass at sundown, and then watch Hannity

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Southerner

Anyone born/or currently living in the following states:
Pennsylvania
Maryland
West Virginia
Virginia
Kentucky
North Carolina
South Carolina
Missouri
Tennessee
Arkansas
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
Oklahoma
Texas

Southerners make up America's heartland. It's no wonder George W. Bush got elected twice.

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a southern

A southern Is when, after initially falling asleep, one wakes and has an hour or three of productive work before returning to bed to finish their sleep.

Remy fell asleep at 9pm, but around 10:30pm he had a Southern—he ran a mile on the treadmill, and went back to bed around midnight after a snack.

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southernism

Any phrase or changing of a word or object in the southern USA.

Ain't is a southernism or "Is not" or "isn't."

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