spak

shitting in a shack made of bacon and shoving ramen noodles up your ass crack while taking a dump and then going to taco bell and eating the entire menu and then going to a wooden shack and shit all of it on a glass table and then take the ramen noodle from earlier and mix those with the sit to create a "spak"

hey i shoved nutella and frosted flakes in my ass it reminds me of spak

spak

Slang for a spastic, originated from the leet version of Spastic.

Tony Blair is such a spak.

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spak

a synonym for fuck or screw.

lauren will spak him hard.

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SPAK

an unusual, and rarely used nickname for the combination of illegal drugs, Shrooms, Pills (MDMA) And Ketamine. producing a severly 'spaked' out effect. The name is particularly suitable because of the strange, anaesthetised qualities the ketamine provides.

legendary within the shire, oxfordshire at illegal raves. Possibly invented by Dan Webb, or drugspastic.

come on man, lets get 'SPAKed'.

Im well 'SPAKed out!'

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spak

A general term of endearment that is short for raspak, which in turn is short for respect. An adjective given to anything that gains the slightest bit of approval of one who understands the complexity of the adjective itself.

Yo man that joke was/had spak.

That shirt is/has more spak than me.

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spak

A person who drives a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate, apparently designed to take up lots of room and prevent the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead. (see spakky wagon)

A spak is usually a retarded driver who is abnormally scared of driving and feels the need to intimidate other road users to make up for it.

"You're a spak, you're a spak, you don't know it yet, you're a spak*"
"You're such a SPAK .. why don't you buy a proper car?"
"Don't be such a Spak, who in their right mind would drive an ugly monstrosity like that"
"Quick, before the spak pulls out"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - a true spak"
*Lyrics from "You're a spak - dancecrave"

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spak

1. The act of masturbation
2. The produce of masturbation

1. Get out of the bathroom! I don't care if oyu have to spak!
2. There's spak all over the toilet you sick...

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