sparty

SPARTY spahr-tee noun. a social gathering during which the invitees watch spartacus & drink to double sword chops and calorie boobs.

dont be tardy for the sparty

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Sparty Watch

The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.

"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."

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Sparty

If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.

If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
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Don't be such a sparty fool.

The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
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SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.

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sparty

a small party

yeah bro i'm going to a sparty this weekend nothing big.