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Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

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spatulating

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements

"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"

by Lor Lor April 22, 2006

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spatulating

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula

1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.

by casey January 3, 2005

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spatulence

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.

"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."

by Wong's Dongs February 16, 2010

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Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity

"Your about to get spatulated"

by Panzermensch March 9, 2005

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spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object

Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!

by MATTHEWSER August 12, 2009

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spatulated

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

by RtoTheB November 26, 2013