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Taking the drugs DayQuil and NightQuil at the same time. That shit cray.
i was flying on a russian speedboat the entire funeral, it was great.
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A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.
Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.
"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"
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A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions
Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat
The action of eating a girl out underwater making a ton of bubbles
He Jeff how did your girlfriend react after you speedboated her ?
She loved it she squirted after I was finished