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Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 20, 2003

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


follow the speeder

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

by ShadowCreator September 23, 2007

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Piggyback speeder

This is the person who drives somewhat close behind someone else who is speeding so that the first person will hopefully get the ticket, but the second person can still speed.

I had to make it home really fast yesterday, so I became a piggyback speeder behind this guy in a Corvette.

by YourMom24981 June 15, 2009


speeder maid

Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.

There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

by CanukJim September 28, 2005

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder

Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?

by Columbam February 12, 2019


J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!

Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jΓ€ger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time

by WaffleFury June 4, 2011


Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater

Come down here you little Single Speeder!!

by FLiveroay June 9, 2010

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž