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noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.
T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"
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when a man busts a nut that is mixed with splooge and piss
I speefed last night during sex
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A man sized octopus that lives on land and is called Pete (The Octopus). They are also yellow sometimes.
I was walking down the street and I saw a speef.
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the unconscious verbal ejaculation released when a friend steps on your unwanted cat for you
Maurice: Hey,tyrannis, I slipped on your worthless cat.
Turok: Oh, speef. That is delicious,i am glad he is gone
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A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.
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Throwing up on your steering wheel.
Saw this girl parked next to me speefing in her car, yo.
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A chunk of flesh from a furry.
Hey, did you know you can buy speef on the deep web?