spence

To be a spaztastic lunatic who can shred on his guitar and is an all around ladies man

friend 1: Hey, ur new bf.. does he SPENCE?
friend 2: umm yeahh.. he's just cool like that

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Spencing

Act of rape by sticking a finger in other persons belly button for more than 3 seconds

i am spencing your mom

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'Spence

Shortened version of expensive

"You tryin' to go see a movie?"

"Nah son, that shit is way too 'spence."

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Spenced

A person who constantly feels requirement to correct the facts in someones statement

Oh dear jesus he just "spenced" me again

spenc

a turd or a snake

dude that guy was being a right spenc

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spence

is a gay homosexual who likes boys behind him

look at that spence ew

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Spence Slap

A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.

I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!