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A promiscuous, obese woman.
Jeremy bagged himself a Sperm Whale last night at Jared's party.
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To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.
Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!
Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.
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1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm
2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen
Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"
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When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.
Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.
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A wet willy but with semen. You cum on your finger and stick it in their ear.
That nasty asshole gave me a sperm whale.
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v. The act of recieving head and at the point of ejaculation you pull out and jam the head of your penis in/around the womans ...or mans... nose (as if trying to harpoon them). Causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale.
-"Oh man, did you see me sperm whaling that chick at the party last night?"
-"You were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time..."
-"You should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. She was all like ....Murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.
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A whale who recently had sex and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.
Look mommy, there's a sperm whale over there.
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