A sadomasochistic act in which a woman delivers a mean left hook to the jaw of her lesbian lover after receiving oral sex.
Friend: Girrrrrrl, what happened to YOU?!
Lesbian with bruised face: My girlfriend Hillary Splanked me!
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When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over
Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash
Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.
Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.
a party in which a group of people gather up together, eat very spicy foods and start shitting blood on each other. very messy and disgusting. most people that like to do it are TURKS AND AZERIS
the TURK AND AZERI went to the bathroom and started to splank shit and blood.
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