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When you convulse wildly with diarrhea
The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor
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Nintendo's version of Bukkake simulator.
The sultry act of Splatooning.
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The latest Nintendo IP, "De Blob" meets "Team Fortress 2". A currently unreleased multiplayer shooter where players control squid-children called Inklings, spraying colorful ink all over a battlefield to control as much territory as possible. Currently has a metric ton of fan art, most of it pornographic in nature. Single-handedly convinced a large number of people to consider buying a Wii U. Also, its art style is so, so 90s.
"Hey, did you hear about this new shooter called Splatoon?"
"Is it anything like Call of Duty?"
"...Get out."
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The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.
I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.
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To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.
Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.
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The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this
Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!
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That one thing that makes any woomy happy
" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"
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