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The best game but you can only use dullies
I Love Splatoon
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Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian
Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
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To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.
Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.
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The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this
Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!
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When you convulse wildly with diarrhea
The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor
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Nintendo's version of Bukkake simulator.
The sultry act of Splatooning.
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That one thing that makes any woomy happy
" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"
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