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artificial sweetner that tastes like crap
stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!
diet jones sucks because it uses splenda
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Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention
You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.
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Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.
(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!
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That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.
*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"
me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."
me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."
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Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.
" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."
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used as a pet name for a thin girl.
I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories
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