turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

Splicer

Someone who fakes speedruns by means of video manipulation or otherwise because they are a useless human being

Guy 1: Dude did you see that kids speedrun? It was insane!
Guy 2: Nah bro he went full K' Will on that lol. Kid is a despicable splicer
Guy 1: lol