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The incorrect term for a device actually called a "spoof".
Not a "spLoof"
SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F
A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.
If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.
If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).
You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.
Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Man pass me the sploof !
The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.
I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...
Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
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A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.
"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."
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A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.
Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!
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a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm
The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.
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A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.
"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."
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To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.
Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.
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while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper
the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.
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