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Sploogie

Spitting a lob or ball of semen at someone

Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.

"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

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Space Sploogie

Free-floating sploogie (human or other mammalian jism) suspended in a zero-gravity environment, or a liquid environment wherein the seminal juice maintains a buoyancy equal to that of the suspending fluid.

On MIR, several sensitive instruments were damaged by a space sploogie, carelessly ejaculated by one of the astronauts.

by Gendou February 28, 2008

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Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

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sploogie buttplug

A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.

He's not fooling anyone, he's such a sploogie buttplug

by stinkymcshittypants April 4, 2011

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Sploogie

Entity, the aftermath of one's ejaculatory sessions manifesting upwards within their body to create an elder god like being that consumes that of which belongs of others there by growing in size and making human reproduction impossible.

Well tarnation, there goes my sploogie wreaking havoc on the middle east.

by Qin Napels May 13, 2019